I had a dream i was hanging out with john mayer last nite

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    It was awsome!
     
  2. Dirty South

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    Did he nut in your mouth or ass?
     
  3. BleedingGums

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    Fatty Da Faggot wants to push John Mayers shit in :sgay:
     
  4. LonghornJ

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    Did he sing "your body is a lumpy land" to you?
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    was a non gay dream
     
  6. BleedingGums

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    did he make you gag??
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    non gay
     
  8. Chriza

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    Did he appreciate your attempt at edging?
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    we were macking on chicks
     
  10. BleedingGums

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    did he make you asshole gape?? :goatse:
     
  11. BleedingGums

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    :ulol:
     
  12. Bubbleguts420

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    Was he cuckolding you?
     
  13. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Total Coverage Gold

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    Did you ask to smell his farts?
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    and he was jaming for me
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    Mayer obviously likes SWC.
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

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    Did you stroke his Mayer weiner while tonguing his sack?

    It's not gay if you two didn't make eye contact.
     
  17. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I disagree, PLZcallmeTED.
     
  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I'm trying to get the real story out of him, KingofCanader.

    Work with me here, slick.
     
  19. Schmoopy

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    I thought I was "slick", champ?:mad:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    I'm "slick", not you, ace!