I had a dream last night I was fingering sweet Ashley Jade...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    in the back of Howard's car while he was driving.

    It was really steamy!
     
  2. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    well, that's how you know it wasn't real, because Hmus was DRIVING.
     
  3. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I hope he wasn't driving a convertible.
     
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    Holy shit.
     
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    Was her hot, red headed on and-off again lesbian lover involved?
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  6. GaryPuppet

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    Unfortunately not. But thats ok.

    She was really enjoying me playing with her clit from what i remember.
     
  7. Ben Dover

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    I had a dream where Beth was biting off the heads of her foster kittens, similar to Ozzy with the dove and the bat
     
  8. wife is a whore

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    Which hole were you fingering?

    Could you feel any pubes or was she bald eagle jones?

    Did you make her call you "Daddy"?
     
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    Gary did you smell your finger?
     
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    I gave her the shocker and she had a landing strip that was barely there!
     
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    Thats awesome
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Pics or it didn't happen. Ohh wait...
     
  13. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Two nights ago, I dreamt that Scott Salem died.
    Pretty hot!
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    :lunch:
     
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    Was your pinky real stinky?
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Is that stuff really good?
    I've never tried it.
     
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    Did you splooge all over your pj pants? I did just reading about your dream
     
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    Joe Biden finds this thread uncomfortable.
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    This one just made me laugh:
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    I dont know... but I can smell it from here

    :drool:
     
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