I had a dream that I had to sleep with a polar bear last night.

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  1. Bro

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    Not sex but share bed with. It was so bizarre it imprinted on my brain and I remember it.

    What does it all mean?
     
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    no you didn't
     
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    I swear I did.
     
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    I was scared at first but I got in bed with it anyway. It didn't kill me.
     
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    Now that I think about it the polar bear prob represents my wife.


    Carry on.
     
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    Cold and with sharp nails.
     
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    Love polar bears... I've often thought that when the time comes I'd like to have a sort of "Alaskan sky funeral" and request that my delicious corpse be sent to the great white north to feed those plucky bears.
     
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    What does Neesie have to say about it?
     
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    Maybe it was your sub-conscious telling you that you sleep next to a frigid bitch. :c
     
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    Polar bears - white on the outside, black underneath, live in the frigid north, eat anything that doesn't eat them...
     
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    Did I allude to that already? I can't remember.
     
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    I should ask her.
     
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    I usually skip post #5 in threads
     
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    You sure your wife didn't buy herself a new fur coat?


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    MATTRAYYYYYY
     
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