I had a dream that Jackie Martling died...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Popeye Saavedra, Nov 4, 2013.

  1. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    ...and woke up with tears in my eyes. True story. :tears:
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I had tha same dream about masturbating...
     
  4. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I still have the sads. :depressed:
     
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    Goodnight Funnyman.
     
  6. nserafini

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    Will Rodney accept jokes as payment in heaven?
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Please don't make a mockery of this. I'm still emotionally fragile.
     
  8. Gomez

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    was it a wet dream and did you wake up with a sticky substance in your PJs?
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    No.
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    My investment in 200 Jackie Martling Joke Master Juniors from QVC just doubled in value :woot:
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    [video=youtube_share;ZQSUxN3gFN8]http://youtu.be/ZQSUxN3gFN8[/video]
     
  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Walk it off faggit
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    Look who's talking you fat cunt.
     
  14. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Interesting how someone who was so fucking funny on THSS is such a colossal hack on his own.
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

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    It's funny how unfunny his stand up is.
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    That was mean. Ok! off to lunch be back later.
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

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    Walk around the block 10,000 times.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Brilliant comedic writer. Horrible comedian.
     
  19. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had a nightmare the night before last that Charles Dance was no longer going to play Tywin Lannister