I had a dream...

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  1. VeeB

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    I took a nap this afternoon, after taking some Nyquil. I dreamed that I had two fat love birds, and I was playing with them. They were chirping and everything was great. Then they got really weak and I would try to put them on a perch and they would fall off and I was very upset. I picked them up and held them close to my heart, and the burrowed under the skin in my arms. They crawled around my entire body and then burst out of my eye and mouth.

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    your dream was about Trump supporters.
     
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    There were hallucinogens in the Nyquil. :grad:
     
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    Dont stop taking your happy pills :grad:
     
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    Then I dreamed I woke up and was like WTF, but I wasn't actually awake and woke up again.

    Next time I'm gonna skip straight to heroin when I'm sick.
     
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    End of Days prophecy. I am currently loading all my weapons as we speak. :grad:
     
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    Dreams are cool
     
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    Where's Enimim when you need her?
     
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    two fat love birds = your breasts
    weak and falling off the perch = they're not as perky as they once were

    it's your deep psyche telling you to switch brassiere brands, IMO.
     
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    Gozer the traveler will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.

    Avoid birds at all cost.

    @newcastlefan
     
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    I switched to duct tape last week.
     
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    Got it.

    Birds are currently spread the plague as we sit here.

    We will all be dead by new years.
     
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    Birds are gross and dirty and throw their shit around.
     
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    I got these kind of dreams when I tried melatonin to help me sleep. Never, never, never again. :hide:
     
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    I prefer falling into a coma without any memory of the things my fucked up mind creates.

    Heroin. I'm serial.
     
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    Melatonin sucks. The dreams I had were the scariest ever, and I could never tell when I was a wake.
     
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    Sounds kinky.
     
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    Although heroin caused Ewan McGregor to dream about that fucked up dead baby crawling on the ceiling in Trainspotting.

    Must reconsider.
     
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    i had a dream the government forced EJ to switch houses with me and he had to live in Santee and i lived in his beautiful new home.

    [​IMG]
     
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    My eyeball was laying on my cheek. It was all beautiful and then all violent.