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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Told my mom that she didn't have to do ANYTHING, and I fed everybody. That makes me feel good, to take stress off my mom.

    We exchanged presets, ate like we meant it, and enjoyed each other's company.

    There was a glitch in the matrix though.
     
  2. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Have you received my care package yet?
     
  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Fuck off
     
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    PP didn't come through?
     
  5. Slippy

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    Frannie....I couldn't find my keys all week. I put the kids on it today, and they found them hard and fast - and there are 2 notices of a package to pick up at the local post office!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :dance:

    I can't wait!!!!!! Thank you hunnie.
     
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    He was great. Right here beside me doing everything I told him to do as I handled everything.
     
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    FUCK...........I wanted to start a different thread about this, and I gotta type fast: he's very fucking impressed with himself about whatever he bought me. He had to re-organize my garage, to make room.

    He knows that I love dirtbikes, but also that I need a humidifier for the house. He worked some shit-ass job in exchange for whatever he just left to bring home.

    Honestly: I don't know if I'm as strong as I used to be, when I was dirt-biking. If it's a bike...fuck me. I'd better get into shape hard and fast. WTF else could it be??????
     
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    Atv?
     
  9. jackie the jerk

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  10. Sweaty Grapes

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    Slippy... i would come over late at night.. pull your night shirt up, yank your panties to the side and tongue your labia. after about 15 minutes twist you around, bend you over the couch and ram you from behind. all the while kissing your neck and caressing your nipples. Is that creepy?
     
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    its 6pm. Xmas Eve is over?
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    Stair Master? :c
     
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    That is kind of touching. (no homo)

    Merry Christmas
     
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    he got you a universal gym?
     
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    I am soooooooooooo relieved! :hug:

    Let me know when you pick it up. Hope you like it, darlin'.
     
  16. Slippy

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    Takes a lot to creep me out. I think you should write Hallmark cards.

    They were here at 1. Left about an hour ago. It's not over, but the majority of my responsibilities are!

    And to you sweetpea! :hug:

    Nobody got the glitch in the matrix though.
     
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    'cause I have to go fast (apparently the surprise ends tonight 'cause I gotta help him unload whateverthefuck he got) the glitch was this:

    My daughter called me at 7 am this morning. She was homesick, and sad that she wasn't with her family at Christmas. She ASKED me about her cat - and fuck-me-up-the-ass-with-a-rubber-hose.......but lying is NOT my thing. I've felt sick about it for a week now, and I was honest.

    Now she is slamming me on Facebook. I should have lied? wtf? I was bawling my face off when my parents showed up. I am so goddamn fucking upset about this, I just don't know what I could or should have done differently. Even my boys said to me "mom, we know you're upset about Brooke, but please stop crying and try to remember that it's Christmas Eve"

    fuck

    fucking fuck fuck
     
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    What happened to the cat?
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    Went out for a pack of smokes and never came back. Slippy suspects foul play.
     
  20. Boss Ono

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    Great job Slip. Merry Christmas! :hug:
     

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