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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    it was horrible. jesus christ, getting shoved in that tube for 90 minutes was the worst. i have broad shoulders so my shoulders were crushed together so i could fit in. i made the mistake of opening my eyes when i was in there and i looked up and saw the top of the tube was about 2 inches above my nose. i had to meditate the whole time or else i would a gone crazy. oh and i had a itch on my nose that started 2 minutes after the mri started and wouldn't go away.

    those things sucks.

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    i have to go in for a upper endoscopy in 45 minutes. this is bullshit. i'm too kitty jung for this.

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  3. dinkus mayhem

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    i haven't eaten anything except for a 20 oz bottle of diet sierra mist since 6 pm on tuesday evening.
     
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    Hope you're ok!
     
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    i should find out before the end of the week. the mri i had used a contrast dye. it was crazy when they injected it through my iv during the mri. it was all hot and burned and then when the mri went on, i felt like a magnetic pull in my ribs and legs. not sure why. i don't think the dye has magnetic properties or nothing.
     
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    thanks jainty! gotta run for the endoscopy now. toodles.
     
  7. KOC

    KOC Fuck this shit! VIP

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    We love you, Dinkus! :bigcry:
     
  8. Lucky Pierre

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    had an MRI once and I was fine except for one thing... the lady tech who was running the procedure would chime in every 19 seconds asking in a panic voice, "are you okay!?!?!? are you still okay!!! what about now!?!?!?!" and each time I would say every calmly, "I'm fine, everything is fine thank you" and the 379th time I asked to please stop asking me how I'm doing.
     
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    Did you have to take the medicine that gives the feeling of peeing yourself, while in the machine? That was worse than the actual MRI :cry:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    I dunno. :bigthink She's been scoped plenty.

    Take care Dinkus!
     
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    If you've had enough of them, they become routine. The noise is annoying, especially the DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK sound.
     
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    It's not pee!
     
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    you gotta torn ACL

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    in my professional opinion
     
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    uh oh

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    I think I know someone who actually did pee herself in the machine. Is that even possible?
     
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    What's wrong, dinkus? Are you pregnant with a half Mexican baby?
     
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    90 minutes?? damn.

    after a few minutes i was on the verge of yelling GET ME OUT OF HERE! then they were done. 90 minutes? they'd have to knock me out.

    i don't like to be restricted that much. unfortunately, i didn't realize it until i'd been in the machine for a few minutes. :eek:
     
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    Stop whining.
     
  19. bobtraw

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    I read that in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.
     
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    Dink would be going "What? What? What? What? What? What?"
     

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