I Had A Physical Today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Vyb, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    And I feel violated. :facepalm:

    But my bawlz and butthole seem to be ok. :c

    I'll get the results from the blood and urine samples later this week.

    Fin.
     
  2. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    That's the 2nd one you had this week :weird:
     
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I had a woman do my last physical. :marx:
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    The doc and I are dating. :c
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    She fondled your bawlz and checked your manhole? It makes more sense. :dontknow:
     
  6. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Did you tell him or her :c about using the Neti Pot?
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Nah that was irrigation of another orifice earlier this week.
     
  8. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    "Turn your head and cough"

    "OK, but wait a minute"

    :)
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Yep, she was black & kinda cute. :c
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I did.

    I said, "Are you familiar with neti pot? "It really works, Doc!" :c

    He said, "Yeah, terrific." :rolleyes:

    And I STARTED to say, "Motherfucker, why didn't you tell me about it before?!" :pissed:

    But since I knew he was going to be handling my bawlz and fingering my asshole, I played it cool.
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Great, now she thinks all white guys have small cocks. :facepalm:
     
  12. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    :slapping:
     
  13. GSD

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    Gotta play it safe with the family jewels

    That response doesn't surprise me. Most are the same. Hypocritic Oath
     
  14. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :c
     
  15. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    What's his sign?
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Aries the ram. Oogah. :sgay:
     
  17. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Stop crying my nigga that's nothing. Have you ever been to the urologist?

    When some big Bunifa bitch tells you she needs to ultrasound your nuts, lubes you up and jams that device into your balls for half an hour while you're laying there helpless with your pants around your ankles then you can start talking about violated. :jj:
     
  18. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    A vasectomy's no picnic either. :c
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ok, ok. Point taken. :D
     
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    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Whoa son...Mrs. low needs some Yaz. Fuck gettin' yo nuts snipped my nigga!!!