I had a portion of almonds

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  1. Pussy Tendon

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    On a flight today, had the 'fruit and cheese' platter on Delta... Inside was a portion of almonds. I am now getting drunk in the SkyClub waiting for my next flight.

    Also listened to the gilbert and Gary busey interview today. That was hilarious.

    I thank myself for my cawl.
     
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    This part made me lol.
     
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    There are a lot of foreign people at this airport. Hope my measles immunization holds.
     
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    Where does the vodker stop and the OJ begin? Pays to tip a buck a drink.

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    high on wine
     
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    I'd have a hell of a headache tomorrow if I was doing wine. All vodka today, my reggie!
     
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    Would Howard approve of your "portion?"
     
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    when you fly and the person next to you keeps bothering you or sneaking peaks at your laptop or tablet, just bring up this image and walk away for a while. :jj:

     
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    Good to hear about the almonds. You gotta indulge in the finer things from time to time. I wonder if wiggy ever indulges in a portion of cashews every once in awhile. Like when he's having one of his "fat days" and says to hell with it. :bigthink
     
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    that beverage looks very refreshing like lemonade
     
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    Funny!!! And I saw the plane that the underwear bomber was on today, too. I always search tail numbers for interesting factoids. Made it to my final destination for the day. To the lobby bar!
     
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    Down at the lobby restaurant... Waitress said 'this is the soup du jour' and I said 'oh, is that the soup of the day? That sounds good, I'll have that.' Ffffffuck if she didnt take me seriously! Who hasn't seen dumb and dumber Christ!!!!!
     
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    [​IMG]

    Better switch to local beer. Fuckers got bought by ab InBev hope this is a pre-acquisition brew
     
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    no soup for you
     
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    Holy shit, you had a portion of almonds on top of fruit and cheese, in the same day? I don't even want to think of how may portions this all was.
     
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    Nope... Cobb salad and beer. And more beer. Yesssss-ah!

    :nyah::horns2::horns2::horns2::horns2::horns2:
     
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    better put on a diaper for the flight
     
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    I'm giggling like a little bitch! That passenger would shit himself!
     
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