I had a sex dream about a poster here and it was great (no homo)

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I think I've found my soulmate.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    and I said NO HOMO
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    goddamnit
     
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    While you slept and you drooled...
     
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    I always have sex dreams about my one coworker. It's weird. He's not UNattractive, but I've never thought of him in a sexual way. Maybe it's just because I see him so much.
     
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    were you sleeping face down?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    go on
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    The dude is like my brother. We've worked together for 7 years. And lately I've been having sex dreams about him like once a week! The one time I even woke up wet. What gives??
    Maybe it's my hormones or the sexfussies.
     
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    Did you wake up and your pillow was gone?
     
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    you titty fucked Baltimore Mike didn't you?
     
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    @Danas Boyfrien
     
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    This seems very homo
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    That's pretty hot.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    there are about a dozen women here posting at Dawgs i need to dream about.
     
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    Hey assholes. It wasn't a dude because I said no homo.
     
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    Thank you
     
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