i had a sex type dream aboot three sfn/dawgsaloon ladies

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    we were all partying an two a the ladies, whose screen names i can't remember not but who were super hot, were hanging out with me. they were sitting on a couch an i was standing in front of it. all of a sudden, the blonde one pulls out my balls an starts rubbing them. the other chick joined in. they said we were going to be "sfn sex buddies."

    we go an lay down in a giant king sized bed, but it turns out to be my parents' bed in the house they no longer own but where i threw a lot a parties in the day. we were all hugging an i was getting a handy from these two ladies. i was loving life even though it was just a handy. i was all like rubbing their backs an titties. but i was worried my parents would be coming home soon an would kick us out a their bed.

    all of a sudden, ghp comes in an wants to know wtf is going on. i tell her aboot the handies an titties an she wants to lay in bed with us. so she goes an lays on the other side a me, on her stomach, with her shirt off. but i didn't see no titties a hers. i accidentally touched her back and she was all like "hey!" an was pissed off an stuff. it happened a second time an i was all like "this double handy isn't worth this aggravation" so i got up an left an went into the backroom of the basement.

    i went around the back room of the basement an there was a huge party going on an there was a bar with a bartender an a giant screen behind the bar (like the whole wall) that looked like we were at the beach (moving waves an trees an all that). i said it would be cool if we were at the mountains an it switched to the mountains.

    a hot chick came up to me an i was like "i'm gonna tell this hoar i'm a doctor." so i asked her her name an she said some bullshit name like megan or ashley. she asked what my name was an i'm like "doctor dinkus." an she said "doctor as in doctor?" an i said "doctor as in doctor feelgood or doctor love." and then we went off an did sex stuff.

    i don't want to know what the dream means. i just want to know why ghp was so mean to me.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    words. :c
     
  3. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Pics or it never happened.
     
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    koam Playa' Pimp

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    You lost me right there. :facepalm:
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i knew them during the dream but i can't remember now. :dontknow:
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    i dreamed that i was working:mad:
     
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    koam Playa' Pimp

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    The super hot part too. Could there possibly be one chick posting here that if you saw them walking down the street would actually turn your head?
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'd check some a these hoars out, bro.
     
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    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    I can't believe I read all of that... ghp is a tease ;)
     
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    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    what makes you think this KOAM?
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

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    she was all mad an it wasn't like i was purposely trying to grope her or nothing. it was incidental contact. even though two other girls was giving me handies at the time, it made me feel dream-rejected and sad.
     
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    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    aww, c'mere :hug:
     
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    wayfaerer New Member

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    average looking at best, except maybe dalepie :sex:
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    No need to get insulting.
     
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    that's just his nature
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :dancin2:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I didn't read it either until I saw you commenting about me

    White people :facepalm:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Next time just list the names, you wordy faggit :c
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    This is what the dream means:

    Dink is feeling guilty for his treatment of all African-American people across the globe and his shame is buried deep within his subconscious. His clumsy and insincere attempts to stroke my back are symbols of his seeking reconciliation with the people of color nation. Sadly, he cannot forgive himself his own past and this results in his boner deflating state. He is trapped between his revulsion and his fascination with the negroidian race, and feels compelled to embark on a new life journey at redemption

    Or maybe it has to do with that whole POTY thing not sure
     
  20. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing somebody woke up with a sticky pillow between their legs.