I had a sexy dream last night

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  1. Gadmus126

    Gadmus126 Well-Known Member

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    I was watching 40 year old virgin and when I fell asleep I dreamt I was having sex with Steve Carrel I had one Orgasm after another in my sleep very strange dream.

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    omg ferst
     
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    It was very weird I couldn't stop the orgasms
     
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    I thought I was dead down there from anti depressants haven't felt a twinge in a very long time
     
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    were they real orgasms or just dream orgasms?
    it's weird to wake up with a real orgasm going on
    the mind is a powerful thing :vag:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    It was a real one or at least it felt like it
     
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    you can't orgasm from masturbating? damn that must suck.
     
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    well played...well played
     
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    I can no desire
     
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    that's why you're depressed. finger that hole.
     
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    Lets fuck
     
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    Did you squirt?
     
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    it's just piss.
     
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    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Were your panties real wet?
     
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    Gadmus126 Well-Known Member

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    No
     
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    No but then again I'm old
     
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    Did you soak through your bloomers?
     
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    His wife aint all that think he would fuck a fat chick

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