I had a thought yesterday

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    There are all kinds of preferences in physical attraction, different strokes for etc etc :words:

    Some girls like skinny guys

    Some guys like Asian girls

    Some girls like blonde guys

    Some guys like chubby girls

    Some girls like black guys

    Some guys like tall girls

    You get the point; there is someone for everyone

    The one, and only, physical preference you never, ever hear, ever, is a girl who likes short guys

    Why is that, do you think?



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    deep
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :grad: all women like guys with money
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    We were watching Shrek :jj:


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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I only know one dude who is with a girl that's taller than he is, and despite being like 5'7" or 5'8" he is in amazing shape and makes good money so :dontknow:
     
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    just embarrasing if a chick is taller
    it's a whole thing :coffee:
     
  8. BrulesRules

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    just one thought?
     
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    im a catch
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Just one thread-worthy one, and even that's debatable
     
  11. Lou Loomis

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    short guys have a very, very small pool of chicks to choose from.

    It's pretty much chicks who are shorter than them + they are weird (do baby-talk, have several pet rabbits) + probably are fat, also

    :console: sorry, short fucks
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i know a few chicks that dont mind if a dude is short so they are out there somewhere!!!!
     
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    This thread has potential to be Oderus gold :jj:
     
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    I sense good things in this thread.
     
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  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    How tall izz Oderus?
     
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    was it a wet thought?
     
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    well I know oderus likes this thread..plenty of chance to shit stack people.
     
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    this has been addressed over and over again, stevie
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Don't mind, okay that's one thing. But are the guys shorter than they are?

    My girlfriend was telling me about her friend's ex husband, who is like 5'6". But her friend is like 5'5" so it was fine. But my girlfriend is 5'10" (fuck off Oderus) so to her, he was a short guy.