I had a uber customer leave me her phone number in my car

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I am married damn it!
     
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  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Truth
     
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    Was she hot?
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    yes a black chick
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She wants lwc
     
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    Chubby chaser.
     
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    hit it and quit it
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    probably a hooker :jj:
     
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    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer Gold

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    Probably Jenny Craig's number.
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    she had a big booty
     
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    number or gtfo
     
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    j/k she was white
     
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    LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    bm don't lie
     
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    Die Baltimore Neckfat. :up:
     
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    Mike makes the bitches dump chowder.
     
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    schtick
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I was gonna say nutritionist, but that works too.
     
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    It's the number for Chinese delivery, Fat Mike.
     
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