I had a very unfortunate situation occur at work today.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Let's just say it ended with me tossing my boxer briefs in the trash and free ballin' it the rest of the afternoon. :facepalm:
     
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    I hadn't even read the OP when I made that post. :yes:
     
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    I didn't shart, but still. :facepalm:
     
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    You a shartin' mother fucker!!

    :gassed:
     
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    You fucked your boss?
     
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    It happens to the best of us.

    Keep your head up bub.
     
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    Your underwear died doing what they loved.
     
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    I am not a bub, faggot.
     
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    This is why I keep extra underwear in my locker.
     
  11. NipplesAndToes23

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    If that happens I'll be starting a suicide thread.
     
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    Yeah, but you shit your pants.
     
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    I usually keep a bag with a few days worth of clothes in my trunk but due to the Great Vagina Recession of 2016 I haven't been.
     
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    @Tuesday
    @Inconceivable
     
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    Full release or just a shart mishap?
     
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    He threw out his undies and cleaned up, tho. The stench of being a bub lasts forever...
     
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    I didn't shart. I somehow pissed all over my underwear while taking a shit. :facepalm:
     
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    I'm glad I can share these things with my dear friends here without fear of ridicule. I love you all except for gwarn and gil, both of whom are huge faggots.
     
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    The good news is, chicks dig a show. Congrats!
     
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    I used to wear a one piece coverall at work until I wasn't able to get it off fast enough one day. I have since gone to a pants and shirt ensemble that allows for a quick release in emergencies.
     
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