I had an epiphany the other day.

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  1. BaddFunn

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    I went to use a public men's room and walked past a long line of women waiting on line to get into the ladies room.

    It occurred to me whilst I was filling the urinal with my pee that having a penis is like EZPass.

    :mrpeanut:
     
  2. Stone Cold

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    where was this public restroom you speak of?
     
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    Bro, you are just now figuring this out?



    With my penis, the whole world is my toilet. :mrpeanut:
     
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    why does that matter? :fil:
     
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    I've obviously known this for most of my life, but I just made the EZPass observation the other day. :nojj:
     
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    Hey.

    Why did Blue Fisher take the name Jack-A-Roe over here?

    No one gives no fucks about some burnout Grateful Dead shit over here. :c
     
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    No doubt. Can you just imagine what it would be like for women if they had to deal with the pee trough at a ball game or something?
     
  10. BaddFunn

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    wait a minute, is Jack-A-Roe trying to find out what public restroom I use? :chair:
     
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    which reminds me of the time in '83 while working at a casino in Atlantic City,late one morning i'm the bathroom at a urinal,no one else is in there,the door opens and in comes a cocktail waitress i know.i say to her,"this is the men's room".she says,"hey i know, but there is a line at the ladies room,do you mind" ? i say no.
    she goes in a stall and doesn't even close the door.
     
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    that's crazy man
     
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    the not closing the door part I mean. women using the men's room is no big deal.
     
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    because I dont see lines for restrooms, but then again I never leave my house unless its for work... I need to go out more
     
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    Cocktail waitress is a pretty funny name when you break it down.
     
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    I don't recommend 'EZ passing' in this public restroom. :grad:

    [video=youtube;nKlBycaEZdY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKlBycaEZdY[/video]
     
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    it was in this very small and crowded airport

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    thank god she just took a piss.
     
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    In the nightclubs here the women line up for the stalls in the mens rooms. You get to walk past them all and go right up to the urinal and whip it out and go Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, zip up and walk out without washing your hands. :yes: