I had one bite of pizza and then threw it out....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dead Air Dave, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    Because I know how to eat.

    -howard allan stern
     
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    Wut are you saying????? (in Kirk douglas's voice)
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Howard said at the 6 hour bullshit meeting he took a bite of pizza and threw it in the garbage. he did eat some nuts later.
     
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    He doesn't know how to eat. Imagine how miserable Howard must be (if any of this is actually true) if he can't even eat a slice of fucking pizza every now and again. Anything in moderation won't kill you or make you fat or put your health in jeopardy...what a fucking nut job.
     
  5. GaryPuppet

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    Howard is so fucking miserable im surprised he doesnt just off himself.
     
  6. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    Oh to be a fly on the wall in that meeting!!!
     
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    Later that night he fell asleep gassy and bloated.
     
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    pepto leslie bibb o
     
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    Dummy doesn't realize that just getting by on as few calories as possible is the biggest reason most people don't lose weight like they want. How miserable it must be to subsist on nuts and baked potatoes. Who the hell is he getting advice from?
     
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    Howard is like a girl when it comes to weight. A big ugly girl.
     
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    Wrong! howard read an email from a fan that said he is not ugly and looks great!
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    Dont forget, everyone loved the Bobo doomsday bit according to the email.
     
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    I think it's a Jewish thing and they get off on being miserable.
     
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    He was just showing how more "evolved" he is than those peasants. Why even bring something that ridiculous up on air? He probably went home and bragged to his horse and called his parents and told them as well. What a fucking jerk off he is. I swear he's really a female,no man acts like this. It must be a New York Jew thing.
     
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    Not ugly? :hhh: [​IMG]
     
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    Much to Ralph's delight... :gayflag:
     
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    The sad thing is Howard denies himself a whole slice of pizza and STILL is a flabby piece of shit.
     
  18. tHISisKiSSeL

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    why not just cut off a piece? he threw a whole slice in the garbage when somebody else would have eaten it.
     
  19. Kool

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    why not skip the fckn nuts and enjoy the damn pizza:dontknow:
     
  20. ItsAWholeThing

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    You call them nuts i call them BALLS