I had sex with your girlfriend in my uber tonight

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    How does my cock taste?
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Pwned
     
  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I don't believe you.
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Hey teddy!
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    That wasn't you.
     
  6. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Hello Michael.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    She was calling me daddy
     
  8. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    Did you give a big tip?

    :c
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS, fat man.
     
  10. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    You been drinking again, Mike?
     
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  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Maybe
     
  12. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Not wine coolers, right, Michael?
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    That's fag stuff
     
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  14. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Did you spill sweet tea all over it while you were eating your order of 20 nuggets? #ubernuggets
     
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  15. Chrisboom

    Chrisboom Well-Known Member

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    What was his name ?
    :c
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    That's not me
     
  18. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    McNuggetMike.gif~original.gif
    McDonalds is starting Monopoly again here in San Diego :yay:
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Like whoa
     
  20. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    Is that you inhaling that pile of nuggets?