I had the house all to myself this morning

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

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    and i did not fap :no:
     
  2. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    It doesn't count as fapping if you hump your couch or mattress, Mike. It's in the bible.
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    The blacklight never lies, bm.
     
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    fuck
     
  5. baltimore mike

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    rump
     
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    who gives a jumping fuck, mike?
     
  7. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Forrest Gump.
     
  8. baltimore mike

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    your mother :hhh:
     
  9. BleedingGums

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    wgas

    :bs:
     
  10. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    be honest mike your dick has been swallowed by your fupa
     
  11. Oderus

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    Oh man. That was hilarious!
     
  12. baltimore mike

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    ive got a nice cock
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike, since you gave up jacking, have you been fucking your wife more frequently?
     
  14. baltimore mike

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    :yes:
     
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    [video=youtube;KrUMOR-pmJs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrUMOR-pmJs[/video]
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Those are rhino's. Fucking retard.
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

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    whens the last time you got laid?
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Para bailar Law Bumpa!
     
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    win!
     
  20. baltimore mike

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    speak english Reggie