I had the strangest Goddamned experience earlier today

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  1. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I had a guy tailgating me aggressively this afternoon. He whipped around us and slammed on the breaks. We turned into a driveway, and he came up and blocked us in and told us the cops were coming. Without thinking, I jumped out of the car and started yelling at him that he was the one breaking the law, and that he should leave now before the cops come. I started calling him by name because he had a badge from work on. He got scared, jumped into his car, and backed it into these people's fence twice doing some damage to his car and the fence and took off.

    I still don't know what the fuck to think about that. Jesus.
     
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    I think I'm just now realizing how fucking crazy that was. Holy shit.
     
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    :quote:we:quote:


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    Gator What?

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    This sounds like the harassing you do of @AnimalGod

    Maybe by you should back off :dontknow:
     
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    I really don't give a fuck if some of you don't believe me. It was one of the most surreal moments of my life.
     
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    I was operating on pure adrenaline and instinct. I didn't even stop to think what I was doing. Maybe that military training finally came in handy. :jj:

    Fuck, I didn't even call the police. I just went along to the waterfall we were going to. :jj:
     
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    That guy was lucky I don't carry a gun. He would have died today. :jj:

    What a fucking nut.
     
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    Weird shit. We're all the neighbors just start?:snicker:
     
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    I was driving out to Cedarville with my brother to relax and see the waterfall. You know, just having a good day and everything...

    :jj:
     
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    Needless to say, the trip wasn't exactly all I hoped for. :jj:
     
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    :quote: :jj: :quote:
     
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    Was followed by a black dude in a white Dodge Charger for 12 miles to my exit where I pulled off on my exit and stopped in front of a fire station. He got out, gave me this practiced speech about how he loved conflict, I had disrespected him and I needed to apologize to him. I smiled, pulled out my phone, pretended to call 911 and started talking into the phone saying his license plate number, his description and how he had followed me. He jumped right back in his car, called me a pussy and sped off :jj:
     
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    O__o
     
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    last week this older broad in a volvo didn't want to let me merge onto an on-ramp - was speeding up trying to get closer to the car ahead of her so I couldn't merge, but I merged anyway. she's behind me on the ramp and honks her horn, so I slow right on down. Now she's pissed - I can see her in the rearview mirror yelling and me and gesturing wildly. When we finally got on the freeway she darts wildly into the left lane and gives me the finger.

    so I blew her a kiss and laughed at her.
     
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    I didn't even have time to think about pulling out my phone. It was straight up instinct dude. I started yelling about how I was a veteran and wasn't gonna take his shit, and if he really wanted to do this. I walked up to him and got in his face. I started blocking his car. Telling him how he was the one who was wrong. I told him I would be the one to talk to the police first. I told him he better get the hell out of there.

    Jesus. It seems like something out of a movie.
     
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    Sounds like that crazy lady here who started chasing and bumping the two bimbos because they flipped her off. She forced them off the road and was demanding they roll down the window by slapping her work badge from some nursing home on the window. Total psycho.

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    Good to know: If you get out and kick in the other drivers door and no one videos you or there are no other witnesses, the cops cant do shit :worried:
     
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    Did he cuck you?
     
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    I coulda killed that dude with my bare hands and got away with it...

    Shit. I'm glad I just yelled at him and made him leave. I wouldn't want a death looming over me like that.
     
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    He did something. I'm not sure what yet...