I had this for lunch

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Toothdecay, Oct 23, 2012.

  1. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Fuck off you faggots
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I had a 7-11 sandwich I took with me to jury duty.

    Fuckin' sucked.
     
  3. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    only dummies go to jury duty, on call is where it's at
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Did you convict?
     
  5. LonghornJ

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    Sat in a room for two hours, wound up getting selected to a jury but whatever it was the guy chose to accept the prosecutor's plea offer instead of trial so I went home.

    Muni court bullshit...
     
  6. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    How many dudes did you jerk off, repulifag
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    That's what happened to me, sat through half a trial, the defendants girlfriend came off real bad so they put us in the jury room for two hours while they worked out a plea deal
     
  8. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    You ate all the doughnuts didn't you
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    The state supplied no donuts
     
  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I sent a n-word to the slammer when I did jury duty. I don't fuck around. If I have to drive to Brockton in a blizzard someone's going to fucking jail.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Hey, my guy was black too. Quite a coincedence isn't it
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Imagine that.
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    :fuck:
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    You live in Mass
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yes sir.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    And even though I have a perfectly good court house in my town I have to go to shithole Brockton every time I have court business.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Where's the picture you faggot
     
  18. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Brockton the home of FSU
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Up yer ass faggot
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    :scratch: