If I was 7 years old I would probably wear that 24/7 but anyone older than that who would wear that is a moron.
man that's terrible. if I thought that penis was delicious, i'd probably like it. too hairy for my tastes.
That's ok. We can all imagine it while schmoopy is adding Hal's face to it. Then he'll post it 72 times in every thread he can find.