I hate being fat and ugly

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This is gonna suck yeti cock :facepalm:


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  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    What's the cure for the ugly part?
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    They're a lot better than they used to be. You need to think about food as fuel, not pleasure. As Jack La Lane said, "if it tastes good, you probably shouldn't be eating it".
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I exclusively date girls who are on the waiting list for Lasik
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well tell Jack La Lane he can suck my Ba Balls
     
  6. The Finklestein Kid

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    Join a gym and get a trainer he or she can set up with a diet and an exercise program and you will probably be able to eat better than lean cuisine.
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm mixing the chicken and rice now

    It looks like about 5 gallons of shit in a 4 gallon bowl
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm kinda busy
     
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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wow this really isn't half bad :wtf:
     
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    Here's how you lose weight:

    Exercise
    Eat tons of vegetables. All the time. With everything.
    Lean protein.
    Very limited carbs.

    There. /thread.
     
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    Yeah, that'd have you suicidal in days. Do this, have one good meal a day, then cut back on the other two. Just a bite to keep the metabolism going.
     
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    Whatever you're trying to achieve is not worth it. Eat up!
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Chicken Picata tonight here, with broccoli. Light on the olive oil. Till then, a couple of carrots.
     
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  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fucking REALLY?

    I'm sitting here in the conference room eating my lunch, and the fire inspector guy is here and just went into the bathroom 6 feet away from me and is taking a massive dos
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Chriza do yourself a favor and buy these instead. Not bad actually.

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    I just wanna look hot for the bitches
     
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    That thing looks cray
     
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    it's good yo