Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 16, 2016.
This is gonna suck yeti cock
What's the cure for the ugly part?
They're a lot better than they used to be. You need to think about food as fuel, not pleasure. As Jack La Lane said, "if it tastes good, you probably shouldn't be eating it".
I exclusively date girls who are on the waiting list for Lasik
Well tell Jack La Lane he can suck my Ba Balls
Join a gym and get a trainer he or she can set up with a diet and an exercise program and you will probably be able to eat better than lean cuisine.
I'm mixing the chicken and rice now
It looks like about 5 gallons of shit in a 4 gallon bowl
I'm kinda busy
Wow this really isn't half bad
Here's how you lose weight:
Eat tons of vegetables. All the time. With everything.
Very limited carbs.
Yeah, that'd have you suicidal in days. Do this, have one good meal a day, then cut back on the other two. Just a bite to keep the metabolism going.
Whatever you're trying to achieve is not worth it. Eat up!
Chicken Picata tonight here, with broccoli. Light on the olive oil. Till then, a couple of carrots.
I'm sitting here in the conference room eating my lunch, and the fire inspector guy is here and just went into the bathroom 6 feet away from me and is taking a massive dos
Chriza do yourself a favor and buy these instead. Not bad actually.
I just wanna look hot for the bitches
That thing looks cray
it's good yo