I hate being on the road and having to shit

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I had a three hour drive home today. On the way a massive urge to shit hit me and i had to stop at a town and country and take a dump. God i hate it! The nasty people the germs :mad:
     
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    Did you buy anything?
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You couldn't find a patch of grass on the side of the road?
     
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    Did I mention I barely made it to? I almost shit my pants.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You shit in somebody's minivan?
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    :jj: :rofl:
     
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    Yes, gas and smokes.
     
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    Shitting your pants would have been a better story.
     
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    I would have :hhh:
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I'd rather shit in the woods.
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    :lol: Fucking repped!! :hilarious:
     
  12. blairg

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    Anyone who wouldn't just shit their pants instead of interupting a road trip is a little fruity.
     
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    I have shit my pants. True story.
     
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    :munch: Spill it pooch.
     
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    I shit my pants all the time.
    Just for the stories.
     
  16. Kinski

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    shit thread
     
  17. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    You should have made us proud and left an "upperdecker"
     
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    Who hasn't. I shit my pants all the time.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Me too. At work no less. I carefully cowboy-walked to the bathroom, took off my underpants, and threw them in the trash.