I hate fleeing the new guy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Sep 7, 2016.

  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    His name's Mike, and he's fat and smells like a mix of shit and B.O.. Oh yeah, he also rubs his crotch a lot.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Don't turn your back on him when he's holding his phone.
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    He's too fat to reach back and wipe his aye noose after he shits
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Die Baltimore Neckfat. :up: