I hate it when Howard says make love. argh

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  1. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    I don't know why but this creeps me out when he says "make love". Why can't he just say "had sex" like a normal person. I feel like that phrase is for bored housewives reading 50 Shades of Gray"
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    "go make love to y'self!"
     
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    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Lets make love to some whores!!
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Evolved Howard respects women now that he's finished making tons of cash exploiting them for ratings and publicity.
     
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    "We made love after watching a romantic porn on youporn, Robin."
     
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    I hate it when anybody says it
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    He should use "making whoopee" like on The Newlywed game.
     
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    "Robin, Ralph and I made love while we watched the gardener fuck Beth."
     
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    :hehe: Absolutely. He probably finds the porn that involves lots of soft foreplay, no oral, hetero only. The guy has to be hot and well hung not for Cuntaroo, but for himself so he can get it up and stuff his mini sausage into a condom for 30 seconds of missionary. Cunty closes her eyes and thinks of Nacho, or opens them to see the guy. Plugfuck does the same.
     
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    Agreed. But it's even more disturbing to hear Howard say it because we all know damn well he's categorically incapable of loving anything but himself.
     
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    Making love does not include blowjobs.....apparently.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    "Go make love to ya mutha"
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    Likewise, and I'm unsure why. I'd much rather use "fuck", "bang", "have sex".
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Who's making love? Sure not Beth. :c
     
  16. HooHoo

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    And no vaginas. "I hate it when they show vaginas in porn Robin. Sometimes they show them up close and theyre gross. Who wants to look at a vagina while youre trying to masturbate"

    I remember those words verbatim.
     
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    Make love off!
     
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    When Howard and Beth had their on-air couples therapy session with Keith Ablow, Howard said "we screwed last night." Beth told him that sounds gross and told him to rephrase it as "we made love!"
     
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    What we know about Howard and Beth's 'make love' life... They don't kiss during sex, there's no foreplay, Beth doesn't like giving head and Howard doesn't like getting it and they only do missionary. Pathetic sex life for half a billionaire.
     
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    Beth doesn't make love, she forfills her contract.
     
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