Conspiracy I hate my job

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  1. Pussy Tendon

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    be nice to quit, cash-out the 401k, finish my degree, and do a job I don't fucking despise. But I have a family to support and no balls to go without health insurance. And that 401k is phat, son.

    Quite a conundrum. Guess I better get to another meeting and let another client fuck me in the ass with no support from the execs.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Do you usually enjoy being fucked in the ass?
     
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    What do you do Ol' Pussy Tendon?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Join the club faggot.
     
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    Might be my favorite screen name.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Demand they pull out. You don't want any more kids
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member

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    Try to get Mark Mayo's job. He posts about garbage and nonsense all morning and afternoon long on here and doesnt appear to have to do any actual work.
     
  9. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Cash out and move to Slab City.
    The living is easy.
    I'm told god is easy to find there.
    Probably a few high value Pokemon as well.

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    Either that or maybe GP2's parents will adopt Pussy Tendon
     
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  11. oski

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    You can't find another job?
     
  12. Pussy Tendon

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    Working on it. Non-compete is a bitch, pretty much only choice is to work with a vendor or go solo and contract, then travel 5 days a week.
     
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    Almost everyone hates their job. And don't discount that 401K. When you're closing in on 60, it will look mighty good.
     
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    Non competes are usually unenforceable unless you think they will drag you and your new employer to court solely on principle. That's the rub. Talk to a lawyer
     
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    The health insurance alone is a good reason to stay...just make a plan to get out without losing it. I shudder at the $$$ my friends have to
    pay out of pocket each month.
     
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    I've had friends quit jobs without ones lined up. It's never ended well.
     
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    My dad taught me this... I never will just leave. Too much riding on me. But it sure would be fun for a few minutes!
     
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    I'm a boss. And a director. But I still do employee stuff because I can't ever justify an extra hire to take my shit over from previous roles. I'm ineffective, apparently.
     
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    Choices! Always consult w/your consigliere before the big ones in life.

    Just sayin'