i hate office christmas party gifts

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    my girlie got this at her office christmas party an now this is going to be in my house forever.

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  2. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Oh brother...I feel for you...:facepalm:
     
  3. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Make it your own
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Smash it.

    By "accident" of course.

    Problem solved.
     
  5. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Of course, it's probably fragile...be too bad if it got knocked over...;)
     
  6. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Where's a woodchipper when you need one?

    I swear, the in-laws get me a pair of Christmas socks every year...Even if I wanted to wear that crap, I can only do it two days out of the year....so impractical.
     
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    Ninja Staff Bastard!
     
  8. GHP

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    Propose a toast and toss it into the fireplace
     
  9. jonpow

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    Marry her in a jewish ceremony and step on it
     
  10. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Find a really great soprano opera singer and....you know the rest...
     
  11. HaroldJackson

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    Shove it up huh pussy...ohoo!
     
  12. Porn Stache

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    Sweet wine collection Dink.
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    these are all excellent ideas. thank youse! i think i'm going to go with kalebjackson's idea. :c
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    thanks porn. most of it is $15 to $20 a bottle an ain't too fantsy. the p.o.s. bottle standing on top is part of the gift that came with the uggo wine glass. i have a mini wine cellar collection in the basement.
     
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    Who deleted my post!!! :mad:
     
  16. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    What post? Seriously???
     
  17. GHP

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    He forgot to hit submit :facepalm:
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    That's what me thinks....
     
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