I hate seeing the new guy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Snort, Sep 6, 2016.

  1. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    He's usually an asshole that doesn't know wtf to do. Fucking first day zero!
     
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  2. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Wait till you see what he does to the men's room.
     
  3. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Are you talking about the fat guy in the car wash department?
     
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  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Wasn't he hired to put fresh paper in the printers and change the toner in the copier?
     
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  5. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    He's been in the same stall all morning grunting and muttering 'team mike'.
     
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  6. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    The whole bathroom smells like a nasty mix of bo and bleach.
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Vice POTY VIP

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    Loodles Taffner. Lol @Big Dweezy. :taffer:
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    He's probably got a glory hole carved in the stall wall by now.

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