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I hate traveling for work. So fucking BORED.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MONK, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    In a hotel in Fort Worth, Texas. Have to be up early. Entertain me, fuckers. :smile:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Nacho Shithead Gold

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    y u no meet Dawg?
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
     
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    why don't you cyber with bye?
     
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    What you want to talk about big boy?

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  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    Want me to tickle your anus?
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I don't like spics.

    2012. Go back please.
     
  8. Reggae Mistress

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    Sorry wookin'. I just had this same convo with Mr Reggae (who is in NY, on business). He hates traveling, even though he is away from the stress of home, has the entire bed to himself, eats every meal on his expense account, doesn't have to fight over the remote, no one complains about wet towels on the bed and strange women make his bed everyday and leave him chocolate every night.
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I already did.

    Is that Dave in Diego?

    Shut up you caramel faggit.
     
  10. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    It was 75 degrees here today though. Snowed in Jersey from what I heard. :woot:

    I do like strange women making my bed also.
     
  12. Just Peachy

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    Dawg lied to us and told us you were in Russia. :mad:
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    You should go to Billy Bob's. Or you could go to Pete's. It's a pretty fun dueling pianos bar. :coffee:
     
  14. Wing

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    Stop complaining.
    I should be blastin my kitten instead of posting in this shit thread.


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  15. Reggae Mistress

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    I wear a wig on Thursdays :c
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    Can you fart in a bottle of Mountain Dew and send it to me please?
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Dawg also jerks off to Ivan Drago on the regular I bet.

    DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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  18. Mr. Potato Head

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    Who fucking drinks Mt. Dew?? :wtf:
     
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    omg, me too!
     
  20. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    fix my rep, that should take a few hours :jj: