I Hate When My Balls Touch The Water When I Take A Shit

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Doug Masters, Apr 17, 2012.

  1. Doug Masters

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    While you are peeing too. :(
     
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    Thanks for sharing, GrandPa!
     
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    Your ballsack must be bigger than this one [​IMG]
     
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  8. Doug Masters

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    yeah, that too :mad:




    :sad:
     
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    I feel your pain brah...I adjusted the float and even put a large jar full of water to displace as much as possible and lower the level in the bowel, but it's still an issue sometimes...

    Since we're on the topic, I myself am not very "gifted", but I'm sure many of the brahs-in-residence here must have enourmous 12"+ beercan cocks, and I have always wondered WTF do you do with that thing when you're taking a shit???
     
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    I just flop mine over my shoulder.
     
  11. Doug Masters

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    Good point!

    me myself am a standard size and unfortunately don't have this problem



    well, answer the question guys :cmon:


    Naz, don't bother
     
  12. Doug Masters

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    :dance:
     
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    My balls don't touch the water yet
     
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    I'm being 100% SRS NO HOMO...

    It's either gotta be hanging outside, and when I shit there's usually pissing happening to...

    Or, it's gotta hang down in the bowl...with teetee...and DOODIES!!!!!:shit:
     
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    I grab onto it with both hands, pull backward and yell out, "Bombs away!"
     
  16. keywordpk

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    Leadz is taller than Penn Jillette.

    :grad:
     
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  17. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I think leadz is taller, found this online:

    How tall is Penn Jillette?

    Height: 6 feet 6.5 inches
     
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    And he does magic too. He can make his balls disappear in the toilet. :c
     
  19. keywordpk

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    I heard it from Penn himself via The Celebrity Apprentice!
     
  20. keywordpk

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    I'll edit my answer.

    :wink: