I hate when piss splashes all over my legs when using a urinal.

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  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Fucking sucks and just happened at a really important networking event. FML. :facepalm:
     
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    Shivvy recommends sitting to avoid this dilemma.
     
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    or when the dude next to you shakes off and it lands on your feet. :mad:
     
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    You're standing too close to the urinal...
     
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    I usually use the kids urinal to avoid such problems. Especially when wearing a suit. Was doing that a few days ago when a little kid berated me for using it.:facepalm:
     
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    The urinal that goes down to the floor is the worst kind.
     
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    :grad: Never wear flip flops to sporting events that have piss troughs in the restrooms
     
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    How the hell have I avoided pissing all over my legs at a urinal all my life?

    But splashing piss all over my shoes when I piss outside is an issue for me.
     
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    SlpashWut
     
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    Been there.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I think it's all about the angle of cock to contour of urinal coefficient.

    Every urinal should be lined with that astroturf type stuff that turns your flow into instant foam when it hits it.
     
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    I hate when my dick accidentally hits that cold water in the urinal. brrrrrrrrr
     
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    I love when that happens... sometimes I'll even force the stream to get a little extra mist-back going
     
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    Poor men. I never understood the whole urinal thing.
     
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    Never attempt to use a urinal for other purposes!


     
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    It's better than having shit splatter all over your legs when using the shitter.
     
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    What about when you're at home and you get the dreaded split stream? One stream always lands on the floor.
     
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    I do sit when peeing at home
     
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    That was one of the first jokes I remember my dad teaching me.
     
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    That happens if you don't pee right after sex
     
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