I have a bigtime crush on this super hot, smirky MSNBC chick

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    That smirk is so incredibly sexy.

    If I saw her at my local grocery store, I would drop my pants around my ankles and then stick both arms straight out ahead, then, with a full erection, I would start slowly walking towards her like Frankenstein, shuffling my feet, saying, "mommmy... mommmy" as I follow her around the produce section.

    Amirite?

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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She has a face like she smelled garbage
     
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    Would u eat her ass??
     
  4. Lucky Pierre

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    Imagine you're sitting across from her at dinner at an upscale, dimly lit restaurant you order wine even though you don't really want it but because you think it will impress her and then you ask her some question about her childhood or her family and you don't even give the slightest fuck in the world but you have to audition, like you're in front of Paula, Simon and the black guy at American Idol, you have to audition and perform to try to impress her because you really, really want to fuck her, but you don't want her to know what a scumbag you are, so you nod your head and pretend to listen when in reality you're just staring at that face, her lips, counting down the seconds for when you can fuck her.
     
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    A better question would be, how much would I be willing to pay to eat her ass.

    Let's just say it would be in the neighborhood of what a decent, used Harley Davidson would cost.
     
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    THAT's a smirk

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  8. Lucky Pierre

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    That smirk.

    Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

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    She looks like a female Guy Smiley
     
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    You thought that was funny or clever?

    Really?
     
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    Facts are facts
     
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    OP beats off to muppets
     
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    Op doesn't know what a smirk is
     
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    :dickhead:
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  15. Lucky Pierre

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    The time has come, a fact's a fact. It belongs to them. Let's give it back.
     
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    Pouty smirky is hot too

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    I imagine she would look at me like this when I took my clothes off in front of her:

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    thats my type, i like chicks w/ big noses