I have a confession...I want to fuck my boss

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  1. Random Dude

    Random Dude Shit Mult

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    I think she has a crush on me , so I feel like just texting her and saying 'wanna bang?'. I feel like it would go one of two ways though, either she says yes or I get fired immediately.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Die in a house fire.
     
  3. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    First thing you should do is start a thread about.
     
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  4. larryluncg

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    How old is she?
     
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    What makes you think she has a crush on you?
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    We need a photo of her in order to be able to help you at all.
     
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  7. Random Dude

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    she's 49
     
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  8. Random Dude

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    sorry no
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Don't text. That ruins any deniability if things go bad. No emails or anything that leaves evidence.
     
  10. Random Dude

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    good point thanks.
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    How does he feel about this
     
  12. Random Dude

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    I think i keep catching her eye banging me at work. Maybe it's my imagination but she always seems to be around me. More so than my other co-workers
     
  13. Babs

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    Just do your job! Don't complicate things.
     
  14. Random Dude

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    She's really classy and has huge tits.
     
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  15. Random Dude

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    I know but I get soooo horny around her.
     
  16. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    she's going to fire you.
     
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  17. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    It's not her, it's you.
     
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    Do it then. If she's married I doubt she's getting much at home
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    There's something really gross about 50 year old huge tits.
     
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  20. Babs

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    So, you don't like your job?