I have a date for Sunday

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Babs, May 14, 2016.

  1. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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  2. BleedingGums

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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Don't forget to shave
     
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    Is he/she a colored?
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    is it a muslim transvestite by chance?
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Will loads of semen be injected or ejected ?
     
  8. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    How long does it take for your buthole to gape ?
     
  9. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Oh shit! :doh: My bad Babs, I all forgot my date with Barfus on that same day. We'll go out next week but I still need to use your credit card today.
     
  10. RH Goatcabin

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    Drop em love. :madsex:
     
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    Die in a house fire Transgendered American! :yay:
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    My favorite date is the Medjool.
     
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    ^ loves to eat hairy man ass :goatse:


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    ^ Bored out Drag Queen. :yay:
     
  15. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Does hubby know he's about to get cucked?
     
  16. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    we have been in the retirement community 3 weeks now and I've noticed a lot of old hens walking by.
    they see a young man has moved in.
     
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    Your dance card is about to be filled. :marx:
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    at least they can't get pregnant.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    unsheathe ye broadsword and lay waste to those ancient beef curtains.
     
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