I have a dream for Neesie and I

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  1. FatKidSullivan

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    That dream is for me to come pick her up at her house. She's looking fine as fuck. Hair all done up sprayed up looking good. She's got two packs of smokes ready to go.

    Me? I'm in my Dad's Subaru Outback with a bottle of Seagram's Gin and a case of PBR. I know just the place by the old gravel pit turned lake to take her.

    We get together there, and we touch tongues. Then fireworks happen...
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    "For Neesie and me"
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    What kind of family problems are you having?
     
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  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Director of Psychiatry: Dawg's Medical Services VIP

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    None of your business at this point.
     
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    Yeah, Neesie and me and are going to catch a football game and then go make out by the old gravel pit.

    Jealous?
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Still hallassing ze mentally ill I see.
     
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  8. FatKidSullivan

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    The Love Machine
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Why don't you send me a long rambling pm and try to get to know me? I love that.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    I would think when tongues touch it would taste of battery acid, like when you touch your tongue to a 9 volt battery to test if it has any juice.
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Director of Psychiatry: Dawg's Medical Services VIP

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    Bob, my dad said I can borrow the car again next weekend.
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What did you just block me for? I'm really beginning to believe you're as off as I am.
     
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    Lula! Bub is drunk off his ass again!
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

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    Bob, please.

    How are you off?

    This isn't even about you.
     
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    fixed
     
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    Neesie baby, come talk to me.

    I want you.

    I need you.
     
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    Dumb people inappropriately use "I" in place of "me" when they want to look smart.
     
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    Neesie and myself
     
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    Get outta here, traitor
     
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    If I could get it up there wouldn't be enough Aqua Net for me to huff to get me to bang that wombat faced barrel assed albino slob