I have a dream for Neesie and I

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  1. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    That dream is for me to come pick her up at her house. She's looking fine as fuck. Hair all done up sprayed up looking good. She's got two packs of smokes ready to go.

    Me? I'm in my Dad's Subaru Outback with a bottle of Seagram's Gin and a case of PBR. I know just the place by the old gravel pit turned lake to take her.

    We get together there, and we touch tongues. Then fireworks happen...
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    "For Neesie and me"
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What kind of family problems are you having?
     
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  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    None of your business at this point.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Yeah, Neesie and me and are going to catch a football game and then go make out by the old gravel pit.

    Jealous?
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Still hallassing ze mentally ill I see.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    The Love Machine
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Why don't you send me a long rambling pm and try to get to know me? I love that.
     
  10. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I would think when tongues touch it would taste of battery acid, like when you touch your tongue to a 9 volt battery to test if it has any juice.
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Bob, my dad said I can borrow the car again next weekend.
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What did you just block me for? I'm really beginning to believe you're as off as I am.
     
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  13. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 "It's not rocket surgery"

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    Lula! Bub is drunk off his ass again!
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Bob, please.

    How are you off?

    This isn't even about you.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    fixed
     
  16. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Neesie baby, come talk to me.

    I want you.

    I need you.
     
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    Dumb people inappropriately use "I" in place of "me" when they want to look smart.
     
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    Neesie and myself
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Get outta here, traitor
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    If I could get it up there wouldn't be enough Aqua Net for me to huff to get me to bang that wombat faced barrel assed albino slob