I have a f-ing gopher tearing up my backyard!

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  1. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Should I kill it or call Beff to rescue it?

    That lil bastard, needs about 50000 gallons of water!
     
  2. pontius pilot

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    Nothing a 10-22 with a zeroed in scope can't fix.
     
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    if ya kill all the gooolfers they'll lock ya up.
     
  5. Nurse Remulak

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    Does it look like this?

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  7. tHISisKiSSeL

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    are gophers supposed to be out now?
     
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    hoodwink Jump For Reggie Cock

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  10. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Too bad I live in San Fran-sicko, it I shot a 22, the freaking swat team would probably raid my house, take my kids away....and send me to level 4 San Quentin!
     
  11. Markijuano

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    Kill em all

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    Download Zoo-Za-Zoo and play it on a continuous loop in the back yard, problem solved.
     
  13. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Where can I get that?
     
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    good luck with that

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  15. pontius pilot

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    get a trap or buy quiet pellet gun from big 5.

    i love animals, but love my garden more. so fuck 'em.
     
  16. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Rep for that!
     
  17. Markijuano

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    What state you in? Not legal in some
     
  18. yippeekyaa

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    He wanted to get rid of them not attract them.
     
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    Buy a gopher trap.

    Dig up one of his mounds until you find the tunnel.

    Set the trap in the tunnel and bury it.

    Gophers dig themselves in and out of the same mounds, so eventually the trap will get him.

    Rinse and repeat if needed.


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  20. pheelios

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    [video=youtube;tctdXJ5qJtA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctdXJ5qJtA[/video]
    Great Green Globs of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts