i have a gay party to go to tonight. is spinach dip acceptable to bring?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    it's a baby shower that some friends is throwing for some friends of ours who just had a baby. the guy an woman who is throwing the baby shower are friends with the husband an wife, an it's gay because guys don't usually go to baby showers, but the guy throwing the party wants guys there. i'm supposed to bring something to share (food wise, not like herpes or nothing). is spinach dip acceptable?

    what's a good amount to get on a gift card for a baby shower gift?
     
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    that guy sounds like a fag
     
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    and $50 should be ok, but I'm a cheap bastard
     
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    bring k-y.....
     
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    This
     
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    That.
     
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    Fuckin' dude probably says "We're pregnant" too.
     
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    dudes at a baby shower? buncha fags.
     
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    Ted knows
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    he loves gay shit like this. i guarantee it's because a him that guys are invited. faggit doesn't realize that no dude ever wants to go to a baby shower, not even the father of the fucking baby.

    they had twins so i was thinking $100. seems reasonable.
     
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    Spinach Dip would be fine. Perhaps with Pita Chips.

    Get a gift card for $50 to a place that only sells baby stuff...otherwise I am very suspicious of a man trying to throw a baby shower for dudes so he can hit them up for cash and prizes. :weird:
     
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    That shit drives me nuts.
     
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    Clip off your nuts and roast them over an open flame.

    You are a homo for even thinking of attending this debacle.
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    an here's the thing: my girlfriend doesn't even know the people but she's going to it only because i have to go because i'm friends with the father an the faggit host invited guys.
     
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    I like how you pretend to not be a fag and not want to participate in all this gayness yet you make the suggestion of spinach dip. I think you just outed yourself faggot. Why don't you make that old Mexican grandma you're banging whip up a huge batch of tamales or enchiladas. I'm sure you gf won't be suspicious at all.
     
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    Bring beer and chicken wings.
    Don't let him fag you out.
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

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    guys at a baby shower. how fucking gay.
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

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    #1: spinach dip is good, not gay.
    #2: see #1
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

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    i totally could bring chicken wings. wonder what an appropriate way to transport them would be? don't want them getting soggy.
     
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    Tell them the kid is ugly as soon as you get there. You'll get to keep your $50 gift card and go home early.

    Worst you could be out is some spinach dip. :dontknow: