I have a girl crush

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  1. headerheader

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    I'm in Oregon and she's in Illinois.

    She doesn't know BUT I think she flirts back.

    :crying:

    My life is so fucking lame
     
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    are you going to invite her to live at your place without meeting her first?
     
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    Is her name Becky?
     
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    Go to bed Sin
     
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    Is that your wife's name?
     
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    I lost my lover and my best friend. And so did you but you gained another lover and best friend. I gained some lovers but no best friends.
     
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    :jj: No, he's funny tonight.
     
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    I'm in Illinois. As a token of my friendship I would like to volunteer my services as a surrogate for these relations. :hat:
     
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    Damn it, you're fast
     
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    It was Tasha. :down:


    But how about that Illinois broads jugs?
     
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    No, this is a coworker, technically speaking. Same dept as me but we have 3 regional offices.

    As for what you're referencing, I didnt have a crush on her. I mean, pretty, yeah. But no actual interest like that.
     
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    You guys like that meme?
    I always got the memes
     
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    Caitlin
     
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    That's an incredibly erotic tale.
     
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    So, you don't want to do lesbian stuff with her? :scratch: