i have a major prob need help

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    i got a new front door

    my old front door had like a noisy glass door in front of it

    this one doesnt

    prob is

    i cant hear ppl coming in

    meaning


    j-ing/o will b much more difficult to 2 w/o getting caught!

    wut can i do?
     
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    dont jerk off in front of your front door

    problem solved
     
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    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    or put some shit right behind the front door, something that you will hear fall when someone opens the door to walk in
     
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    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    i know a lot about beating off undetected
     
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  6. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    im in da room rite nxt 2 da front door
     
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    So you're a screamer? :jj:
     
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    Moaner.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    like sum1 just came in my house and i didnt hear them til they opened da door of da room im in

    if i had been j-ing/o it would have been a disas!
     
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    I tie bells to my front door and back door on the inside door knob. Give it a try. Works great.
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    hm goo idea
    will still cut down on time doe

    last door u could hear b4 ppl even got in da house
     
  12. ohnoes

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    So you sleep in the pantry? Most bedrooms have a lock. If necessary you can buy a kwikset doorknob lock for 10-15 bucks. All you need is a screwdriver. Even if the door is hollow and someone's kicking it in that will buy you the few seconds you need to shut off the pc, put your underpants on and hide the lube. :jj:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I live alone, and beat off in the middle of the livingroom.

    If someone were to walk in, and catch me, I'd blow them away with a shotgun. So it's really no problem at all.
     
  14. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    im not in my bedrommm
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    this thread gives me an idea 4 another thread
     
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    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Now we know the true fate of Douchebag Dan.

    "Dave, I'm sorry to barge in but I heard you moaning and I was worried you'd hurt yourself since the Chargers sucked so bad...w-wh-what are you doing man? Hey it's ok...we're both dudes I understand, put that away bro. Come on man I won't say n...AAaaaaaagggghhhhh!!!"
     
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    I tie a bell to my dick and tell people to stay the fuck away if they hear jingle bells.



    I like your idea better.
     
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    Pretty close, not so many words.
     
  19. Jack-A-Roe

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    why are these people walking into your room anyway? Are you in your bedroom?

    lock the front door too, tht gives you some extra time
     
  20. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    1. its not my bedroom
    2. my front door is locked but i cant hear when ppl approach i can only hear once they r in da house