I have a Mom Caves question

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    From the HGTV website
    Mom Caves is hosted by Beth Stern, who has firsthand knowledge in this area as the proud owner of two mom caves: one in New York and a two-story version in her new home in the Hamptons. Both of Beth's mom caves are dressing rooms where she chills out with friends and gets ready for big nights out, and they're off-limits to her shock jock husband, Howard. Mom Caves will incorporate great cutting-edge design with the fun and glamour of Beth's world as we celebrate the women in our lives.

    Does that description appeal to middle America? also a two story dressing room?
     
  2. SwingOnThis

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    Impressive credentials
     
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    So she built a full size dollhouse/playhouse inside her house so she can play dress up. Definitely overcompensating for being born a man allegedly?
     
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    Hey...



    ...she's got to have a place to fuck Nacho.
     
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    Off limits to Howard, until she's out and he can play dress up
     
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    The bigger question is how does The Barren One rate any mom caves???
     
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    Rumor is that it's off limits to Howard because that's where she stores all the massive dumps she takes. She keeps them in pickle jars. Howard will never know.

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    Sounds like a private townhouse within a mansion.
     
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    there's no logic in her delusions -- I've given up trying to make sense of it all
     
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    But he begrudged Alison the use of a car so she could buy his turkey meat and the kids to their various activities.
     
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    Off limits? She refuses to fellate him; she gives him 2 mins mercy fvcks once or twice a week (where he's gotta use a rubber because she picked up the gift that keeps on giving somewhere in her "party life."), she's out doing god knows what 5 out of every 7 nights and spends his money like that proverbial drunken sailor who used to roll into the European ports where her red light flickered. If Howard wants to go anywhere in his house, shame on him for letting the equinesque version of Minnie the Moocher set any physical boundaries.
     
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    It's okay. She comes instantly.
     
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    You guys just don't get it.
     
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    Go on?
     
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    Only the little people have one story mom caves.
     
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    It appeals to girls who like Mattel.
     
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    The only thing I can think of is that the show might appeal to.................I honestly cannot think of anyone outside of the rich yentas in the Hamptons. The show in itself is a fraud since the husband has to pay for the construction of the 'mom cave' in the first place.
     
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    Both of Beth's mom caves....

    Mom Caves
    denotes having children. Christ. :facepalm:
     
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    I'm a big fan of the renovation shows. The house flipping shows, seeing a complete pile of shit turned into a nice house, seeing the before and after shots.

    Mom Caves is like the special needs child of those shows.
     
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    Hamptons can't wrap his mind around this cause his shrink has him bamboozled........
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