I have a new boyfriend. His name is Amir.

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Seems like a real sweetheart!

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  2. Vyb

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    ferst
     
  3. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Damn, Amir got skills
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Send him a Schmoopy neg.
    :giggle:
     
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    I knew you wanted the black d all along. :coffee:
     
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    Careful with them blacks, probably needs a sugar momma
     
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    Stop posting my texts right now! :mad:
     
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    All he needed to do was tell you your kid was a dealbreaker and he'd reach Schmoopy's legendary smoothness.
     
  10. Stan Beeman

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    send him the blue waffle.jpg
     
  11. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I considered just leaving his number uncovered, that's why it's not cropped in the first pic.
    But then I thought better of it.

    People could fuck with him which would be hilarious. I don't give a shit about that. But don't want Dawg getting in trouble for any reason.
     
  12. Stan Beeman

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    ask if he's a terrorist
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    This was the other night. I'm not currently texting him. He didn't reply after I said "fuck off".

    Though I did save the thread, for the purposes of humor. I could technically text him. :jj:
     
  14. crazypreacher

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    We wouldn't mess with him at all.
    :angel:
     
  15. Satori Brah

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    allah akbar
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Amir be one cornbread nigga.
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You should fuck him. You never know.
     
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    I think "fuck off" was the perfect response.
     
  19. Stan Beeman

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    DO IT!!!

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  20. artful dodger

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    y u so hostile yo