I have a new website

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by eliasbboy, Aug 20, 2013.

  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    :facepalm:

    If you'd like, please look and mock accordingly. I've never made a website before so I thought I'd let the most evil people on the internet (and I love you all for that very reason) "proof read" it.

    Let me know if I fucked up on anything or everything, anything you like, hate, or basically think sucks. Or ignore it completely.

    I already know the tree /fountain pen logo looks like a tree with a vagina. It has been duly noted.:hat:



    www.marshallwoodworks.com

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Holy mother of all that is fuck

    What in God's name is this five star faggotry
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    you said "wood" :giggle:
     
  4. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    congrats :clap:
     
  5. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    Serious question, if someone were to plan on buying a pen, would we want to wait for this site to get up and going or just use etsy?
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Man, put NSFW in the title!
     
  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I like how the wood stays in place while the rest of the presentation moves with my mouse wheel :c
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

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  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  10. Xhorder

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    "ballpoint.jpg" in shop section

    also, 'gift' is misspelled in circuit board section
     
  11. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    :cheer: Good for you, Elias :)
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

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    [video=youtube;ldH4jGOd5ew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldH4jGOd5ew[/video]
     
  13. boxers

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    Is there a chatbox?
    Threads?
    TO?
     
  14. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    and exterminating?
     
  15. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    wahhahaha I have never seen that!
     
  16. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    links to a blank screen for me :facepalm:
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

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    Good idea including your last name around these fucking maniacs. :cwl:
     
  18. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    Why not? They seem to know everything about you?
     
  19. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    there seems to be a coffee stain on your logo. whoops
     
  20. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    he's on the lunatic fringe