I have a pending Bowel pressure

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  1. DrSublux

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    But I want to wait until my asshole throws up. I dont want to pop a roid and have teh pains later.
     
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    This and plenty of water.
     
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    Get your shit together guy.
     
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    oh my gotta go

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    That's the way- be proud of your turds!!!!!
     
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    I figure I would make a shit thread before Chriza got here with his.:dontknow:
     
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    i just dropped my morning poop. Felt good ready to start my day now :yes:
     
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    Ok folks I have waited long enough. Wish me luck and my upper lip is sweating.
     
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    Whew....well I fully evacuated my bowels with minimal ass sweat. All that blackened Catfish I ate last night minus the bones are gone. Mild Burning right now, from what I guess is the blackening. Feeling a little light headed and my need to hydrate. Had some clean up issues, a 4 wiper using flushable wipes and feel confident that if I got a blow job right now their would be only a mild funk. Good Day