I have a projector clock. Do you?

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  1. Gomez

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    No. Thanks for rubbing it in.
     
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    I have an automatic time setting clock and it's always 10 minutes slow.

    10 fucking minutes.
     
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    #YONKERSFAIL
     
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    prolly made in China
     
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    I feel like taking out the innards, putting them in a pencil case and taking it to work.
     
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    I used to have a baseball clock you threw against the wall to turn off the alarm
     
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    I got my kid an alarm clock with wheels that runs away when the alarm goes off.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    digital that projects time on the ceiling over my bed.

    shit's the best. i've gotten spoiled by never having to turn my head to see the time.
     
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    Yeah but you're white so you can't get $15 million for your hurt feelings
     
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    too bright
     
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    FML

    that kid was a genius
     
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    who cares what time it is?
     
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    I have one that projects the time on the ceiling in numbers. The problem is that the actual clock itself is bright as fuck even turned as low as it will go. I've gotten used to it but you'd think they'd research that before selling.
     
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    those of us with a job and a mortgage to pay :dontknow:
     
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    :jj: i have a job as well. i just automatically wake up with the sun.

    lucky i am.
     
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    Before my current one, I had a cool one made by Boston Scientific. It kept perfect time and tuned to the atomic clock to keep accurate. The projector only lasted about a year and the warranty was only 90 days. They wouldn't stand behind it so fuck them.
     
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    im gonna make some bacon