I have a question about organic, non-gmo fucking apples

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  1. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    How do they get an apple that's never been genetically modified at this point? They have some seeds from that Garden of Eden apple or something? Where are these pure ass fucking apples coming from?
     
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    Those labels are bullshit, anyway.
     
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    I was mad as fuck the other day because I tried to buy some parmesean cheese and there was only that gluten free bullshit. :fil:
     
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    Dude that's ridiculous. On all accounts.
     
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    You suggesting my gigantic red delicious apple is tainted?
     
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    I know, man. It's like they think only fags shop for groceries these days.
     
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    Uhh, yeah.

    Sorry.

    They label regular produce as "Organic", etc., sometimes.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Yeah, you can Google info on this fukked up produce industry practice.
     
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    First world problems :(
     
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    THIS AINT THE GARDEN OF EDEN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
     
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    Sorry. Ronnie jumped into my soul for a sec.
     
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    All of this organic, non-GMO bullshit is nothing more than a brilliant marketing campaign. My old 71 year old mother spent the first 61 years of her life drinking tap water. Now she won't even cook with it. Same bullshit.
     
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    Brother, I had well water almost all my life. A fucking pipe in the ground that sucked water into a tank. Shit was delicious and nutritious. I've had it with pussified amuricans
     
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    Shit was better before China started making all our food and water. Now we can't trust anything. Years of anything for a dollar and now little Timmy has 6 toes on each feet and everyone's getting cancer.
     
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    :secret: Parmesan Cheese is gluten free.
     
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    Have you had that gluten free jello?
     
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    Sure, but little 14yo Jenny has ginormous tits. Fuck Timmy's feet.