WTF I have a question for you

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But first, this



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    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    7. The answer is 7.
     
  3. FeetToTaste

    FeetToTaste Well-Known Member

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    Korean girls are the best girls.
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    sweetling
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So, I'm currently paying over a hundred bucks a month for my phone through Tmobile. It's a Galaxy S5. My contact is almost up and I'm fixing to get the S7 but Miss Chriza is telling me she can get me an S6 on her plan and I'll be paying like 15 a month for it :eek:

    Still, there's gotta be a catch yes? :dontknow:
     
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    she will nuke your penis
     
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    Hey that's my watch, give it back.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Shitface
     
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    Yes, you will have to stay with her.

    Its commitment time bucko.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    My wife is a dirty jap!
     
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    Are you engaged? She's wanting a ring.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj:
     
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    thread of the year
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    You're in the stern forum :eek: welcome M-Dog
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Yes, I do think employers should have to provide Fap Rooms for precisely this sort of thing.
     
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    I'm already with her

    And it's paying off now!


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    what happens when you and the miss depart ways? i mean IF you depart...
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Then I dunno lulz I guess I'll get a different phone