I have a rule.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Mar 20, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Quit being a cunt and just give him his big piece of chicken...
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You may not be his bitch, but bitch, you're mine.
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You can all suck my distended anal warts.

    If I cook.............you goddamn clean.

    End of story.
     
  6. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    It better goddamn well taste good then...
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Can I bang you in the back of my uncle's '55 Nomad?
     
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Schlippy boils pig anus and demands you scrub her pots... fuck that.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I promise. And if you do the cooking - I'll do all the damn dishes.

    I've seen some of your smoked meat................... :drool:

    I have no problems with Nomads, I'm not racist.

    But no.
     
  10. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Make me a sandwich, bitch.
     
  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Sorry, if you're lucky enough to be getting my dick you're doing both. Bitch!
     
  12. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Most great cooks /chefs......cook and clean at the same time
    Just saying
     
  13. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth HELPED BUILD THIS DUMP Gold

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    Hey! We just had distended anal warts LAST Night! :mad:
     
  14. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    I would agree with this OP, with the exception of the most scintillating part.

    You see, I am your bitch.
     
  15. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Congrats.
     
  16. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Wait...who the hell does dishes anymore...don't third world counties have dishwashers
     
  17. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I can see now that we're going to have a problem, Slippy.
     
  18. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    its so hard to load a dishwasher?
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    Canada

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