I have a rule.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Mar 20, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,906
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,946
    If I cook, you clean, damnit.

    I'm not your bitch.
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    84,894
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    41,621
    Likes Received:
    38,626
    Quit being a cunt and just give him his big piece of chicken...
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    141,120
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    210,347
    Likes Received:
    99,121
  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    169,541
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    63,112
    Likes Received:
    22,155
    You may not be his bitch, but bitch, you're mine.
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,906
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,946
    You can all suck my distended anal warts.

    If I cook.............you goddamn clean.

    End of story.
     
  6. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    84,894
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    41,621
    Likes Received:
    38,626
    It better goddamn well taste good then...
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    169,541
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    63,112
    Likes Received:
    22,155
    Can I bang you in the back of my uncle's '55 Nomad?
     
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    84,894
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    41,621
    Likes Received:
    38,626
    Schlippy boils pig anus and demands you scrub her pots... fuck that.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,906
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,946
    I promise. And if you do the cooking - I'll do all the damn dishes.

    I've seen some of your smoked meat................... :drool:

    I have no problems with Nomads, I'm not racist.

    But no.
     
  10. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    23,060
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    96,783
    Likes Received:
    23,512
    Make me a sandwich, bitch.
     
  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    23,003
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    73,828
    Likes Received:
    23,351
    Sorry, if you're lucky enough to be getting my dick you're doing both. Bitch!
     
  12. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,769
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    Most great cooks /chefs......cook and clean at the same time
    Just saying
     
  13. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

    Reputations:
    29,614
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    101,636
    Likes Received:
    51,831
    Hey! We just had distended anal warts LAST Night! :mad:
     
  14. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

    Reputations:
    21,874
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    29,836
    Likes Received:
    12,147
    I would agree with this OP, with the exception of the most scintillating part.

    You see, I am your bitch.
     
  15. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

    Reputations:
    21,874
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    29,836
    Likes Received:
    12,147
    Congrats.
     
  16. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2010
    Messages:
    41,769
    Likes Received:
    1,481
    Wait...who the hell does dishes anymore...don't third world counties have dishwashers
     
  17. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

    Reputations:
    33,806
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    48,127
    Likes Received:
    22,325
    I can see now that we're going to have a problem, Slippy.
     
  18. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -136
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2012
    Messages:
    8,120
    Likes Received:
    407
  19. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,522
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    its so hard to load a dishwasher?
     
  20. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,522
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    Canada

    /thread