Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Mar 20, 2013.
If I cook, you clean, damnit.
I'm not your bitch.
Quit being a cunt and just give him his big piece of chicken...
You may not be his bitch, but bitch, you're mine.
You can all suck my distended anal warts.
If I cook.............you goddamn clean.
End of story.
It better goddamn well taste good then...
Can I bang you in the back of my uncle's '55 Nomad?
Schlippy boils pig anus and demands you scrub her pots... fuck that.
I promise. And if you do the cooking - I'll do all the damn dishes.
I've seen some of your smoked meat...................
I have no problems with Nomads, I'm not racist.
Make me a sandwich, bitch.
Sorry, if you're lucky enough to be getting my dick you're doing both. Bitch!
Most great cooks /chefs......cook and clean at the same time
Hey! We just had distended anal warts LAST Night!
I would agree with this OP, with the exception of the most scintillating part.
You see, I am your bitch.
Wait...who the hell does dishes anymore...don't third world counties have dishwashers
I can see now that we're going to have a problem, Slippy.
its so hard to load a dishwasher?