I have a secret/confession

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Oh So Much, Nov 18, 2012.

  1. Oh So Much

    Oh So Much Well-Known Member VIP

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    Very few people know this but I was on the show in 1996. March 1st to be exact. It aired on E! In May of 1996. When I went to Howard's book signing on November 29th, 1995 I met a guy in line and ended up marrying him 3 months later. We called the show a month before and flew to New York, was on the show and got married. Gange came with us and filmed it.

    It was crazy, I was crazy back then, went from never having a real boyfriend to getting married. Suffice to say we divorced 2 years later. I chalk it up to a learning experience and living the moment. I was a virgin at the time too and he was my first, I was 22 years old.

    I cried when I met Howard for the first time. Now you know why I get so sad when I hear you guys bail on him. He has been a part of my life for 20 years and I have held him in such high regard. He has been part of some pretty amazing moments in my life and for that, I still listen to this day and will keep on until he is gone for good.

    Please remember the reason we were all brought together in the first place was because of Howard. I am speaking to my long time "bar" peeps.

    I figured enough time has passed that I can come out with it.
     
  2. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    cool story. Howard is huge to me too

    like Lennon or Lenny Bruce
     
  3. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    anything else you want to tell us?
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :owned:

    Fuck you and Fuck whoever this Howard faggot is
     
  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Somebody give me a chance
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    thats a good story
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Is it weird I got a boner reading that?
     
  8. freds

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    "yes. the man i met at the book signing and married was Crackhead Bob"
     
  9. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Oh So Much again.
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    From Marksfriggin:

    3-1-96. These two met in line at Howard's book signing in San Francisco and are getting married within the next couple of days. ****** was a virgin before this lucky bastard got a hold of her. Howard says she's pretty hot. These two wanted to get married on the show but Howard didn't think that would be the best idea so they just came in for a visit instead. I give the marriage 3 years tops. :point:
     
  11. freds

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    little man, little brain, little penis.
     
  12. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    How much you take the poor guy in the divorce. Probably for 90% huh
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  14. DogStar69

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    Cool story Bro, I didn't know they had gay marriage back then, must have been in the Village.
     
  15. Tigger Please

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    Post wedding pic please
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I will always love Howard even if he's different these days.

    You know whats weird, OSM? I clicked and started reading this post and I'm listening to HSS...specifically I'm at a part of the show where Chris Cornell performed "Black Hole Sun" in his studio.

    Sorry your marriage didn't work out....you live, you learn.
     
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    i bet you did. and i bet you were great on it.
     
  18. Oh So Much

    Oh So Much Well-Known Member VIP

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    Actually, he had nothing. I basically supported him. He only worked part time here and there. I was the sucker.
     
  19. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    was it a good honeymoon?sexually? :jerk:

    i've always been a huge fan of howard like you, but he mailed it in 4 or 5 years ago

    since he quit agt it's been a little better
     
  20. PullMyFinger

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    Are there a lot of "pretty hot" 22-year old virgins in San Francisco?

    I've been thinking of relocating.