I have a single grey hair that grows straight out of my nostril

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  1. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    What do you intend to do about that?
     
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    Kill yourself.
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

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    Launch that fucker into space with a spirited farmer's blow, Mr Lostronaut!
     
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    Nostrilnaut. Get it? :c
     
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    McKrakin, Phillip Xavier. :nojj:
     
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    :mow:
     
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  8. Lostronaut

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    I have mood lighting in my bathroom so sometimes I don't catch it until I'm driving in the daylight and check it out in the rear view mirror.
     
  9. Lostronaut

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    I don't know, the little scissors have to be at an exact angle to snip it.
     
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    Mood lighting in the bathroom? WTF goes on in there?
     
  12. Lostronaut

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    That thing grows straight out. Why can't it grow inward like all the other ones?
     
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  13. Lostronaut

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    :woowoo:
     
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    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    i was out having dinner once and this guy had one of those hairs..i couldnt help staring at it thru the meal
     
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    Respect the rebel :grad:
     
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  16. Lostronaut

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    Trust me, that things like a palm tree in a hurricane.
     
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    Man up and yank that fucker out! It'll only hurt for a second.
     
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  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Just go to Target and buy one of those nose hair trimmers for 12 bucks.

    Problem solved.
     
  19. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Or, you can do the Phil thing and yank that bitch out.

    I prefer the trimmer though; fuck all that John Wayne shit.
     
  20. Lostronaut

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    Yes, your eye goes right to it. Sometimes I forget to keep up the maintenance until it's too late. Then when I get home I realized that people have been freaking out at it all day.
     
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